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9．We keep reading that TV is bad for you．If this is true，how come the current generation of TV-addicted kids is much smarter than we are？In my home，the only people who can work the remote control are the children．
Perhaps TV does educate you．For example，you learn a useful medical fact：A person who has been shot always has time to speak an incomplete sentence before he dies．"The killer was…"（dies）
But I guess the biggest things we learn from TV can be regarded as"Life Skills"．Bad things only happen on dark and stormy nights．Emotional breakdowns cause people to wander in the heavy rain without umbrellas．And contrary to what scientists say，the crack（霹雳） of lightning and the accompanying flash happen at exactly the same time，wherever you are．
I've even acquired useful geographical facts from science-fiction shows：Aliens speak English no matter which planet they come from．
Making use of what we learn from TV can improve our security．Consider these truths．If you are ever attacked by 2 0bad guys，don't worry about being outnumbered．The criminals will hang back and take turns to approach you in ones and twos just so you can conveniently defeat them all．Bad guys who are completely covered in black clothes always remove their black masks to reveal that they are in fact，aha，women．
TV also teaches us important information about escaping from danger．Watch and learn．（1）If anyone is running after you down a passage，you will find that boxes have been conveniently placed near all the walls you need to jump over．（2）If you are tall and handsome，you can run from any number of armed criminals，and every shot will miss you．
Be warned，however．If your name card says"henchman"（帮凶） and you are part of a group of plain-looking people trying to catch a handsome individual，a single shot will kill you．But don't be anxious：TV also delivers useful information for bad guys．All cars are inflammable （易燃的） and have amazing shock absorbers that enable them to fly into the air and land without damage-except police cars．
TV even teaches us about TV．Whenever anyone turns on a TV，it shows a news flash about someone they know．They then turn the box off immediately after that news item．
50．By saying"A person who has been shot always has time to speak an incomplete sentence before he dies"（Paragraph 2），the writer shows hisA．
A．humor B．sympathy C．deep concern D．medical knowledge
51．We can learn from Paragraph 3that in the real worldD．
A．bad things cause people to break down in the rain
B．bad things never happen on dark and stormy nights
C．people with emotional problems like to walk in the rain without umbrellas
D．the crack of lightning and the accompanying flash don't happen at the same time
52．On TV what usually happens when a person turns it on？A
A．The news shown is always about someone the person knows．
B．The person always turns off the TV when it's time for news．
C．The program shown is always about the importance of TV．
D．TV always shows news about famous people．
53．What's the main idea of this passage？D
A．Life skills can be learned from TV．
B．TV plays an important role in society．
C．Watching TV makes people more creative．
D．What happens in TV is very different from reality．
54．The writer of this passage takes a（n）C attitude towards TV plays．
A．positive B．casual C．negative D．indifferent． 试题答案
分析 本文分析了我们坚持读书很好，重点从几个方面分析了我们坚持看电视是没有益处的．
解答 50---54 ADADC
50 A 推断题．A person who has been shot always has time to speak an incomplete sentence before he dies"大意为，电视里，一个人中枪临死前总会有时间说出一个不完整的句子．下文中作者举例说明了这一点，非常幽默．作者的口吻是具有讽刺性的，A项符合题意．故正确答案为A．
51 D 细节题．由第三段最后一句"And contrary to what scientists say，the crack of lightning and the accompanying flash happen at exactly the same time，wherever you are"可知正确答案为B．
52 A 细节题．由最后一段Whenever anyone turns on a TV，it shows a news flash about someone they know．可知每当电视打开的时候，电视会播放他所熟悉的节目，故选A．
53 D 主旨大意题． 通读全文可知本文分析了我们坚持读书很好，重点从几个方面分析了我们坚持看电视是没有益处的，电视里的东西和真实情况是不同的，故选D．
54 C 文章用幽默地描写，举例说明了电视上的东西都是不真实的．在电视里，不好的事情总是发生在刮大风的黑夜里，来自不同星球的外星人总是说英语，人们可以瞬间躲避一颗子弹，长得帅的人总是逃脱持有武器的罪犯的追杀，现实生活却不是这样的．作者讽刺了电视剧的不真实，对电视剧持有否定的态度，C项符合题意．故正确答案为C．
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Dr Wiseman started “the laugh lab” project in September 2001. It is the largest study of humour. Participants（This is a subject that has long attracted psychologists and philosophers. Most of the time, people are not completely honest. We do things that society expects us to and say things that help us get what we want. But laughing cannot be controlled. When we laugh, we tell the truth about ourselves. By December 2001 over 10, 000 jokes had been submitted. This gave the scientists enough evidence to make early conclusions. It seems that men and women do have different senses of humour, for instance.
“Our findings show the major differences in the ways in which males and females use humour, ” said Dr. Wiseman. “Males use humour to appear superior to others, while women are more skilled in languages and prefer word play. ”
Researchers also found that there really is such a thing as a national sense of humour. The British enjoy what is usually called “toilet humour”. But the French like their jokes short and sharp: “You’re a high priced lawyer. Will you answer two questions for $500?” “Yes. What’s the second question?”
The Germans are famous for not having a sense of humour. But the survey found that German participants were more likely to find submitted jokes funny than any other nationality.
Perhaps that proves the point. Is this joke funny? I don’t know, but let’s say yes, just to be safe. Dr Wiseman and his workmates also submitted jokes created by computer. But none of those who took part in the survey found any of them amusing. Perhaps this is relief. Computers already seem like they can do everything. At least they should leave the funny
stuff to us.
1.Scientist started “ the laugh lab” project________
A. to find the funniest joke in European countries
B. to get more personal details about participants
C. to know what funny people are like from different nations and cultures
D. to find out the differences between the male and female sense of humour
2.We can infer from the passage that________.
A. most of the people all over the world are completely honest
B. people tell the truth about themselves only when they laugh
C. ordinary people are not interested in “the laugh lab” project at all
D. psychologists and philosophers take interest in the “laugh lab” project
3.According to the passage, we can safely say that ________.
A. Jokes created by computer are less appealing to people.
B. Men and women have similar senses of humour.
C. The project lasted from September, 2001 to December, 2001.
D. Scientists have collected enough evidence to make final conclusions.
4. What is the best title for the passage?
A. Funny or not?
B. Laugh louder!
C. Men laugh better.
D. Watch out for the trap in jokes!
